Holy Crapcicles. Yeah, I said it....and I almost threw up thinking about it. Guess what?!? It's only been about 47 years since I blogged. No exaggeration, at all. I don't even know what a "blog" is anymore. I could read some other ones, but then I'll just copy them and that wouldn't be fair. To them, cuz I'm awesome. Or something....aaaaaaanyway...since it's been 47 years, 4 months, 26 days, 8 hours, 52 minutes, and 7 seconds since my last post, let's do a quick run down of what has happened.
My studly son is about to start 2nd emmeffin grade, and not to mention, he is a hardcore CAMO belt in Tae Kwon Do. He's a baaaaad mamajamma. You should see his moves. No really, you should. They are on my FB. And this better be the best damn year of his life in school, because (NO SHIT) I spent about 40 bucks on school supplies...to include a clipboard. wtf does a second grader do with a clipboard....and three sided pencils. I don't know, but his school better make cool things happen.
In the midst of my sons BADASSNESS, I have enrolled at BSU. I'm a Bronco. Believe it. And if you think I won't beat your ass for talking down about my Broncos, then you're right, but I will delete your hateful comments. so there. nanny nanny boo boo. I will be starting school in less than two weeks (I almost just pooped...I'm THAT nervous) and I'm taking on way more than I probably should. Besides the fact that I will be working 40 hours a week in hell...I mean, at my job, and I am forced to attend drill once a month, I am scheduled for 3 classes on campus and one online. My life is about to suck. I am dead set on kicking this semesters ass though, so next semester I can slack off a little and not feel so bad. I just REALLY REALLY don't want it to take me 10 years to get a Bachelors. I don't have the patience for that.
What are you going to school for, you ask? You may need to sit down for this....
Biology, with an emphasis in Zoology.
Why Biology and Zoology, you ask? This is about to BLOW YOUR MIND
It has a lot to do with the fact that people are really really special, in the way that makes me want to hit them in their throats. And, I love little cute cuddly baby animals. TRUTH.
So, with all that being said, I can only imagine that your mind has been BLOWN and you are wAy too tired to read more, so I'll let you retire to your slumber and I'll catch you up on my random thoughts next time....Oh, like that Burger King commercial where the dad is all "Let's BBQ" (well, he says barbecue, not B B Q)...anyway, and he takes his kids to BK. That is the saddest shit I have ever seen....in all 87 years of my life. Whatever. Do the math. I'm awesome. Toodles.
