Corruption

It's wrong on so many levels. I'm awake and it's almost 3 a.m. About an hour ago, I told my friends from back home that were online (I love this whole time difference thing) that I was going to bed. After tossing and turning and not sleeping, I've risen. My stomach is screaming at me "I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS" because I haven't fed the ol guts in about 10 hours, and that was the first time in about 24 hours. I've got myself into such a weird schedule that I don't know when I'm supposed to be asleep, when I'm supposed to eat, and which way is up. The only one thing I can rely on is working out. I can't say I go because I want to, because...well, I don't want to, I'd rather sleep, but I'm so glad that I go, every time I do (after the fact, obviously). My legs haven't felt like anything but minced meat in at least a week. My thighs better be the hottest things in the world after all that I've put them through during these work outs. (or they'll gang up on me with my tummy and probably turn against me). This happens to be one of the reasons I don't like working out though....being ridiculously sore afterwards. Yeah, I know..."it gets better the more you do it" blah blah blah...but you know what, last time I ran THROUGH the pain, my knees about exploded....literally. My knees were so swollen that the skin on one was tighter that it's supposed to be. Yeah. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

I don't know what else to write about.....um...Oh yeah, today was the "Day of Corruption" they told us. I tried googling that shit and it doesn't exist according to Google. I know what "corruption" means, but really, I have no idea what this day was supposed to mean for Iraq, if it was, in fact, said day. They are just all jazzed up all the time and trying to fight the system we're putting in place....or something. I really don't know. Either way, as you all probably know, I MADE IT THROUGH THE DAY OF CORRUPTION!!!! Not even a scratch....that's not true, my legs are KILLING me. haha. That, my friend, is a prime example of my tasteless humor. Eat it up.

One more thought before I leave you....hookah. We had a hookah night again tonight. It's so relaxing and addicting. I don't mean, like additives and nicotine addicting, but...well, I don't know what I mean. I just meant that it was relaxing and nice, and I would like to do it again very soon. Maybe that's the sleep calling my name....keep it real.