Curses

Curses to you, internet, for being so amazing and full of crap. I figured I didn't have much to blog about because nothing was going on around me. LITTLE DID I KNOW, I could be blogging about the crap I do on the internet all the damn time. This should make for an interesting collage of crap for your eyes.

I should have waited til I scored a LITTLE higher,
now I'm a little embarrassed....

I would like to first, call some attention to this game called Bejeweled. I liked it, and I played it before, but in the last couple months, I have become AMAZING at it. I'm talking, EPIC PROFESSIONAL. There are still people on my friends list that score higher than me (I have this forsaken game as an app on Facebook), but I don't think any of them have put in the hours that I have. Actually, I don't think it's possible for anybody with a life and job to put in as many hours as I have. I don't even play it to get a high score anymore. I just play it CUZ I CAN. That's stupid, right? WRONG. I play it while my Cityville loads....yeah, I'm one of THOSE people. I play it while I'm watching a movie, while I'm talking to people, I actually will start a game after this paragraph to think about what else I want to talk about. Believe that. The thing I don't get is...how are they making money off this? I pay WAY too much for my internet here, but you know these A-Holes aren't forking out money to anybody else, and I don't pay for Facebook, so I don't get it. Whatever, I don't really care, actually. I still can't decide...if I ever meet the dude that invented/developed/created (WHATEVER) this game....I can't decide if I want to marry him or beat the shit out of him. We'll see what happens.

There is this new blog that I can NOT stop reading. Well, it's not new, but it's new to me. I think Sammy introduced me to it, and apparently everybody knew about it before I did. It's called Hyperbole and a Half and if you have never heard of it, or read any of it, you need to. Be warned: you may pee yourself from laughing so hard. I started from the first blog she posted and have been working forward in time. The link I am providing you with is one from 2009, but one of my favorites so far. Besides the fact that this chick is HILARIOUS, I would like to also state that she grew up in Idaho, so that may or may not explain a lot of things ahead of time. Enjoy!

And just to throw some random internet crap out there that I become absorbed with are sites like Damn You Auto Correct, it's sister site, Epic WTFs, Natalie Dee, and the As Seen On TV website is good for some entertainment (keep credit cards in a safe place). I also use Wikipedia a lot, even though, I KNOW I KNOW....it's not that reliable since anybody anywhere can put information on it. Nerdy, but I use Merriam-Webster a lot, and of course GOOGLE!!!!!!!

Unrelated to the internet. Happy Easter. (boring)....
Oh, and Melissa sent me a copy of SoulPancake...and that will probably spark some very interesting blogs, so stay tuned..........or not.

But you probably should check back every once in awhile....just in case I talk crap about you.

Or say something hilarious....

Or offer money to readers....ok, that won't ever happen, but just in case it does....