SoApBoX

Do you want to know why I created and still have a Facebook account? To share pictures of my son with family that doesn't have the opportunity to see him everyday.
That's my adult answer.

I also have a Facebook account so I can "like" pictures of other people's cute kids, or their kids doing jerk stuff. So I can get ideas for all the Halloween costumes I'm never really going to make or wear. So I can see pictures and watch videos of delicious artery clogging food and order somebody make it for me and deliver it (which I'm really disappointed doesn't happen very often). I have Facebook to "like" pictures and videos of your dogs doing adorable dog stuff and your cats doing dumb cat things. I have Facebook to watch other hilarious viral videos that people share so I don't have to actually look up any funny videos myself. I have Facebook to share hilarious, stupid and moronic things that I find hilarious so you can laugh at your monitor or phone like I do. I have Facebook so I can ask for help on stuff I don't know anything about. I have Facebook to ask for sales to make some money. I have Facebook to keep up on friends I haven't seen in a long time. I have Facebook to stalk my exes and talk shit about how stupid their new lives are. I have Facebook so I can be tagged in pictures where I look like a dork or so I an post pictures of the time I get to spend with my friends. I have a Facebook so I can see when you "check-in" at the gym so I stay motivated to go myself. I have Facebook to play stupid games and share lives and trade crap. That's all real.

I don't have a Facebook account because you are going to change the way I think. About ANYTHING. Do you know what my political beliefs are? Do you know what my religious beliefs are? Probably not. Wanna know why?!? Because I don't post them all over my Facebook or flaunt my opinions in peoples faces all day long. I don't even have time for that. I'm too busy using the internet (what a beautiful tool it is) to make sure that all the asinine shit you're posting without actually reading, or putting any common sense into is, in fact, a total pile of shit.

You know, I'm not saying I'm going to unfriend everybody who has an opinion or people who want to constantly post about shit that I don't get two fucks about...but I just want you to know. You're not changing my mind, and if somebody is that dense to change what they believe because of something you posted, you can have them too. But it gets old, fast. Good riddance.

I'm not saying I've never posted anything that has been controversial or maybe annoying, but this is different. Just please remember that every time you post something dumb, I utilize a LOT of self control to not call you out on what a dumbass you seem like. And if that offends you, then you're guilty, and I BEG YOU....PLEASE UNFRIEND ME. I won't even ask why we aren't friends anymore,

All I want to do is watch videos about dogs tattling on each other while learning 500 different ways to make macaroni and cheese.